Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Harriers: Middle and Pinky and Index and Ring, Throw in the thumb and you’ve got the whole thing, It works just fine and it’s also quite safe, These are a few of my favorite things.

When the dawn breaks, When I wake up, And it’s feeling hard, I simply remember my favorite things, And that’s when it feels so good.

Penthouse and Playboy and something called Forum, They’re what I use to help start something going, Centerfolds spread-eagled showing me pink, These are a few of my favorite things.

When I’m lonely, Really lonely, By myself again, I simply remember my favorite things, And that’s when it feels so good.

Harriettes: Dildos and vibrators and vaseline jelly, That’s what I use to set fires in my belly, In and out up and down making me wet, These are a few of my favorite things.

Men are useless, I don’t need them, I’m the best I’ve had, I simply remember my favorite things, And that’s when it feels so good.

Tight buns, silk undies, and erotic books, Make me excited - I’m starting to cook, I stir me up and the honey will come, These are a few of my favorite things.

When I’m thinking, Of a hard cock, But I don’t see one, I simply remember my favorite things, And that’s when it feels so good.