Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

A is for arsehole all covered in shit, Heigh-ho says Rowley, B is the bugger who revels in it, Singing roly, poly, up’em and stuff’em, Heigh-ho, says Anthony Rowley.

C is for cunt all dripping with piss, Heigh-ho, etc … D is the drunkard who gave it a kiss, etc …

E is the eunuch with only one ball, F is the fucker with no balls at all.

G is for goiter, gonorrhea, and gout, H is the harlot who spreads it about.

I is for insertion, injection, and itch, J is the jerk of a dog on a bitch.

K is the knight who thought fucking a bore, L is the lesbian who came back for more.

M is the maidenhead all tattered and torn, N is the noble who died on his horn.

O is for orifice all cunningly concealed, P is for penis all pranged up and peeled.

Q is the Quaker who shat in his hat, R is the Rajah who rogered the cat.

S is the shit-pot all filled to the brim, T are the turds which are floating within.

U is the usher who taught us at school, V is the virgin who played with his tool.

W is the whore who thought fucking a farce, And X, Y, and Z you can shove up your arse!