Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak HHH

Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Well you get that poker nice and hot, Then you shove it way up in her twat. Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Sticks and coat hangers and all the rest, But I like Drano, it’s the best. Abortion, Abortion, A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Blow Job, Blow Job, B-L-O-W J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Blow Job, Blow Job, B-L-O-W J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Eastside, westside, northside, south, My baby likes it best when I cum in her mouth. Blow Job, Blow Job, B-L-O-W J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Bum Fuck, Bum Fuck, B-U-M F-U-C-K (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Bum Fuck, Bum Fuck, B-U-M F-U-C-K (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Eastside, westside, northside, down, My baby likes it best when I cum in her brown. Bum Fuck, Bum Fuck, B-U-M F-U-C-K (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Dirtbag, Dirtbag, D-I-R-T-B-A-G (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Dirtbag, Dirtbag, D-I-R-T-B-A-G (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) They may be fat and they may be thin, But - they ‘re all beauty queens when you get it in. Dirtbag, Dirtbag, D-I-R-T-B-A-G (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Hand Job , Hand Job, H-A-N-D J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Hand Job, Hand Job, H-A-N-D J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) You wrap your hand around your gland, You slap it around ‘til it just won’t stand. Hand Job , Hand Job, H-A-N-D J-O-B (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Muff Dive, Muff Dive, M-U-F-F D-I-V-E (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Muff Dive, Muff Dive, M-U-F-F D-I-V-E (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) She wraps her legs around your face, You lick and slobber all over the place. Muff Dive, Muff Dive, M-U-F-F D-I-V-E (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Poop Shoot, Poop Shoot, P-O-O-P S-H-O-O-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum Poop Shoot, Poop Shoot, P-O-O-P S-H-O-O-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Back door, cornhole, it’s a gas, You ram that pecker right up her ass. Poop Shoot, Poop Shoot, P-O-O-P S-H-O-O-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Well it’s mangy, rangey, and covered with hair, But what would you do if it wasn’t there? Scrotum, Scrotum, S-C-R-O-T-U-M (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Sodomy, Sodomy, S-O-D-O-M-Y (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Sodomy, Sodomy, S-O-D-O-M-Y (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) you put the sheep’s legs inside your boots, so she won’t change her mind when you’re about to shoot. Sodomy, Sodomy, S-O-D-O-M-Y (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Swallow, Swallow, S-W-A-L-L-O-W (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Swallow, Swallow, S-W-A-L-L-O-W (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) She’ll swallow it all and she’ll swallow it well, She’ll swallow it all ‘cause she ain’t on the pill. Swallow, Swallow, S-W-A-L-L-O-W (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Taint, Taint, T-A-i-N-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Taint, Taint, T-A-I-N-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) It’s not the ass and it’s not the cunt, It’s the little bit of heaven ‘tween the rear and the front. Taint, Taint, T-A-I-N-T (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Smegma, Smegma, S-M-E-G-M-A (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum Smegma, Smegma, S-M-E-G-M-A (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) It’s white and cheesy, and it smells like taint, But if you eat too much, you’re liable to faint. Smegma, Smegma, S-M-E-G-M-A (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Tit Fuck, Tit Fuck, T-I-T F-U-C-K Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Tit Fuck, Tit Fuck, T-I-T F-U-C-K (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Northside, southside, eastside, west, My baby likes it best when I cum on her chest. Oh Tit Fuck, Tit Fuck, T-I-T F-U-C-K (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)

Titties, Titties, T-I-T-T-I-E-S (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum Titties, Titties, T-I-T-T-I-E-S (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum) Well they’re just a part of the epiderm, But I like ‘em best when they’re big and firm. Titties, Titties, T-I-T-T-I-E-S (Ba-Bum, Bum, Bum)