Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Christopher Rowe

I really laughed at those jokes you know, When first posted six months ago. And you know we all take offense At daily postings for those hash events. They’re all guilty of net abuse (Net abuse) Just like that fucker with the Nassau cruise. (Nassau cruise)

And I’m addicted to the hash net A full mailbox really makes me wet Yeah, I’m addicted to the hash net Twelve o’ clock, ain’t got no work done yet. I should unsubscribe. (Get back to work, don’t be a jerk, get back to work Babe Thruster)

All these hash events I can’t attend, It’s road reports on which I depend. Like from CIS and his rum-soaked mind, He’s hounding every hash that he can find. Is he a bigger voyeur than me? (Bigger than me) Always searchin’ for hash nudity. (Hash nudity)

This online time’s puttin’ me in debt Yeah, I’m addicted to the hash net.