Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(male volunteer needed)

CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette, je te plumerai.

Leader: Does he have the thinning hair? Pack: Yes, he has the thinning hair, Leader: Thinning hair Pack: Thinning hair Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah … (chorus)

Leader: Does he have the wrinkled brow? Pack: Yes, he has the wrinkled brow. Leader: Wrinkled brow, Pack: Wrinked brow, Leader: Thinning hair, Pack: Thinning hair, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah … (chorus)

Roving eyes … Crooked nose … Lifeless tongue … Double chin … Hairy tits … Big beer belly … Big fat ass … Tiny thing … Rug-burned knees … Smelly feet …

Leader: Now isn’t he a very nice guy? Pack: Yes, he is a very nice guy, Leader: Nice-a guy, Pack: Nice-a guy, All: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah …

Chorus

How I love his (repeat all above …)