Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Unsuspecting female volunteer needed)

CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai.

Leader: Does she have ze stringy hair? All: Oui, she has ze stringy hair. Leader: Stringy hair, All: Stringy hair, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, aah … (chorus)

Leader: Does she have ze furrowed brow? All: Oui, she has ze furrowed brow, Leader: Furrowed brow, All: Furrowed brow, Leader: Stringy hair, All: Stringy hair, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah, ahh … (chorus)

Wooden eye (Yes I would!) … Broken nose … Blow job lips … Two buck teeth … Double chin … Swinging tits … Beer belly … Bulbous butt … Furry thing …

Leader: Now isn’t she a nice-a girl? All: Oui, she is a nice-a girl, Leader: Nice-a girl, All: Nice-a girl, Leader: Alouette! Aah, aah, aah …

Chorus

Leader/all: How I love her (repeat all)