ARSEHOLES ARE CHEAP TODAY (I)
Tune: La Donna e Mobile
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Stephen Skaggs
Arseholes are cheap today, Cheaper than yesterday, Little ones are half a crown, Standing up or bending down.
Large ones at three and eight, Cause us to palpitate. We have a big supply, Of Gluteus Maximi.
We’ll pledge your money back, So don’t say no to crack. A bum deal you’ll get from us, Arseholes are cheap! Arseholes are cheap! Aaaaaaaarrrrrrssssseeee holes are cheap!