Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Small boys are cheap today, Cheaper then yesterday, Small ones are half a crown Standing up or lying down, Big ones are four and six, Cos they’ve got bigger dicks, Small boys are cheap, cheaper today.

Young girls are cheap today, Cheaper than yesterday, You get one for a shilling, One and six for one who’s willing, Pretty girls are a shilling more, That’s two and sixpence for a whore, Young girls are cheap, cheaper today.

Old hags are cheap today, Cheaper than yesterday, If you’re not getting any, Old hags are ten a penny, Stick her head in a paper bag, For a farthing you get a shag, Old hags are cheap, cheaper today.

AS I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE WOOD (OLD ONE-