Battle Hymn of the Hasher
Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic
Down-Down Universal
Source: FUCH3
Lyrics
His eyes have seen the horror of the steepness of the trail, His ears have heard the whining of the whinging Hashers’ tale, His lips have felt the passing of this nation’s finest ale, This Hasher’s done it all!
Glory, Glory, Ale, and Lager! Glory, Glory, Ale, and Lager! Glory, Glory, Ale, and Lager! Drink it down, down, down, down, down!
Variant for Hashers who foolishly wear new shoes: His feet will feel the dampness of the clean footwear he’s worn, His soul will sense the shame and wish that he had not been born, All of him will suffer pain like shiggy’s sharpest thorn, This Hasher’s worn new shoes!