Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Version two is far less challenging … you simply repeat the same line all through the verse, as in:

Make a llama a mama, boys, Make a llama a mama - BESTIALITY! Make a llama a mama, boys, Make a llama a mama, ‘cause …

More verses, courtesy of Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4:

Stick your dork in a stork Make an eel squeel Rub your beaver on a retriever Rub your box on a fox Rub your clitoris on a hippopotamus Rub your clitty on a kitty Rub your cunt on an elephunt Rub your twat on an ocelot Grind your mound on a hound Drip your juice on a moose Give your milk to an elk Drip your yeast on a wildebeest Cunnilingo with a dingo Fool with the tool of a mule A dirty weekend in Wirral with a squirrel Any which way with a jay Anyway you can with a pelican Be a queer with a deer Be a rotter with an otter Be very pleasant to a pheasant Bring a flea to her knees Chuck your sperm in a worm Come from behind with a hind Do an illegal with an eagle Do it funky with a monkey Down the throat of a goat Drink the pee of a bee Drop some goo in a shrew Ejaculate in a snake Get a suck from a duck Get in deep with a sheep Get it out for a trout Get the pox off a fox Get under the tail of a snail Sow oats with some stoats Get your release in a fleece Give a half to a giraffe Give a lickin’ to a chicken Give some cock to a croc Give your gerbil some verbal Give your milk to an elk Go a rounder with a flounder Go and defile a crocodile Go the whole way with a moray Be a pimp for a chimp Have a cracker with a quacker Have a deer from the rear Have a filler with a gorilla Have a frig with a pig Have a fuck with a duck Have a goose with a moose Have a hug with a bug Have a lark with an aardvark Have a rape with an ape Have a screw with a shrew Have a shag with a stag Have a shaggin’ with a dragon Have a squirm with a worm Have a toss with a hoss Help old Watson with a dachshund In a heap with a sheep In the Bahamas with some llamas In the dark with a shark In the ear of a deer In the esophagus of an octapus In the lake with a drake In the lug of a slug In the sack with yak. Have intercourse with a horse Lick the clit of a nit Make it coarse with a horse Make it limp in a chimp Make it twirl in a squirrel Make it wonky with a donkey Make love with a dove Make some porn with a unicorn Mate a ‘gator then fellate her In a bag with a stag In the bog with a dog On a honeymoon with a raccoon On a train with a crane On the lawn with a prawn On top of the easel with a weasel Part the hare of a mare Put it in the mid of a squid Put it in the mouth of a sloth Put it through a gnu Put your cock in a peacock Put your noodle to a poodle Put your thang in an orangutan Rub the thigh of a fly Shoot your load in a toad Shove your log in a dog Shove your willy up a filly Sixty-nine with a swine Skull fuck a duck Stick you rod up a cod Stick your dork in a stork Stick your needle in a beetle The best course is a horse Up the ass of a bass Up the back of a yak Up the box of a fox Up the fanny of a nanny Up the flue of a shrew Up the hole of a mole Up the rear of a deer Up the spout of a trout Up the tail of a whale