BIKE WEEK
Tune: ???
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Shuttle Cock, Houston HHH
Salmon swimming up a stream Bikers having Harley dreams Co-eds rubbing on sun creams Time for Bike Week fun it seems
For once Jammies is gone And toes will be spit free But now one has to watch Mullet If you don’t want a shoe full of pee
Unending beer once again A 72-hour pub crawl Random acts of debauchery And hounds passed out in halls
Late night eating with harriettes And also maybe some food The constant rumble of engines And “Enforcers” with attitude
The ridiculous “no public drinking” Though chug contests abound Winning every last one of them By entering a ringer hound
Bike Week Time to Drink Bike Week Time to Drink Bike Week …