Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Bach ‘n’ Forth, Palm Beach HHH, in honor of Shortcake’s 50th; included here on the off-chance it can be adapted for other hashers’ birthdays

You’re 50 years old, Shortcakes. You’ve finally reached half of a century. We hope you’ve got what it takes … to stay … a-live till you’re 51!

Maybe it’s time to take some respite from these trashing days; the end of your hashing days is near … Let’s hope the Chester the Molester doesn’t kill you first with that home- brew shit he calls beer!

You’re 50 years old, Shortcakes. Here’s wishing you lots of luck … And hoping that the future holds in store for you … 50 more years to fuck!