Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy Also see “Madeline Schmidt”)

There was an old lady, I’d have you to know. Who went up to London a short time ago. She liked it quite well and thought she would stay. The neighbors were tickled when she went away.

Now when this old lady retired for the night, She said, “Oh gor blimey I believe I must shite.” There’s no use in talking about things that have past. So she went to the window and out went her ass.

There was an old watchman who chanced to pass by, Looked up and got a chunk of shit right in the eye. He put up his hand to see where he was hit. He says, “Oh gor blimey, I’m blinded with shit.”

Now this poor watchman was blinded for life. He had five health children and a fine fucking wife, On a London street corner you may now see him sit. With sign on his chest reading, “Blinded by shit.”