Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

Breathalyzed, Crystals turning green before my eyes. I can hardly realize, that I have just been breathalyzed.

Suddenly, There’s a policeman standing over me. I’d like to punch him but he’s six foot three, And I would like to stay alive. He said, We’d like to test your blood for alcohol I said, Go away, you’ll get nothing, Dracula.

Reality, Five hundred milligrams per 100 mils. Now they reckon, I’m a mobile still, and I have to be penalized.

Custody, When they took me to the local mick, I’ve never seen a policeman move so quick, But not as quick, as I got sick

Misery, And the judge says I must join A A And take the bus for 60 days. Oh, why did I get breathalized?