Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Once a boy was no good, Took a girl into the wood, Bye, bye, blackbird. Laid her down upon the grass, Pinched her tits and slapped her ass, Bye, bye, blackbird. Took her where nobody else could find her, To a place where he could really grind her, Rolled her over on her front, Shoved his wank right up her cunt, Blackbird, bye, bye.

But this girl she was no sport, Took her story to a court, Bye, bye, blackbird. Told her story in the morn, All the jury had a horn, Bye, bye, blackbird. Then the judge came to his decision, The poor sod got eighteen months in prison, So next time, boy, do it right, Stuff her twat with dynamite, Blackbird, bye, bye.