Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Ballin’, ballin’, ballin’, That boy he keeps on callin’, His crabs, they keep on crawlin’, Chapped hide!

You thought he was the right one, But he was a one-night stand one, He’s shootin’ blanks with his gun, Chapped hide!

Pick him up, take him home, ride him hard, make him moan! Wake him up, saddle up, Send him home! Chapped hide … Yee Haw!!

CHRISTOPHER AND ALICE Singsong Nursery Rhyme Contributed by Ian Cumming, who offers the following explanation: “‘Plate’ (verb transitive) is short for Plate of Ham, rhyming slang for Gam, short for Gamarouche, slang for Cunnilingus, or more specifically Penilingisism.”

Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace, Christopher Robin went down on Alice. “Dear little Christopher knows his stuff, At ‘Trying the Beard’ and ‘Noshing the Muff.’”

Says Alice

Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace, Christopher Robin’s still gobblin’ Alice. “One more time, then after lunch, I’ll reciprocate and ‘Munch the Trunch.’”

Says Alice

Christopher Robin is getting his knob in, Alice is down and gobblin’ Robin. She won’t say a word while ‘Tonguing the Tool,’ “Cos it’s rude to talk when your mouth is full.”

Says Alice

They’re plating away at Buckingham Palace, Alice plates Robin and Robin plates Alice. They’re laying down upon the turf, “Nothing compares with a Soixante Neuf.”

Says Alice