CHRISTMAS CAROL
Tune: Silent Night
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Sodomy, masturbate, fellatio, copulate, Round the world and Hershey highway, Fornicating in the hay, These are tricks that I lo-ove These are tricks that I love.
Condom, prophylactic, Spermicide does the trick. IUD’s and birth control pills, Pull it out and let it spill, These will make it sa-afe, These will make it safe.