CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
Tune: Christopher Robin
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, Clutched in his hands is a tuft of white hairs, Oh, my, just fancy that, Christopher Robin castrated the cat.
Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed, Lily-white hands are caressing his head, Oh, my, couldn’t be worse, Christopher Robin is fucking his nurse.
Little boy sits on the lavatory pan, Gently caressing his little old man, Flip flop, into the tank, Christopher Robin is having a yank.