Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By King RongJohn, Gypsies in the Palace HHH, San Francisco; contributed by Tongueless, GPHHH (this song has nothing to do with “The Gay Caballero,” below)

Clint was a cowboy, he rode on the range, When he came into town he would sing this refrain: Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, I’ll gladly pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

On Clint at the whorehouse the door was slammed shut, His credit not good for a worm eaten slut. Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, You cannot pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

Into his saddle Clint dejectedly sank, He sat on his horse and he started to wank. Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, I cannot pay Tuesday for a blowjob today.

The Gay Caballero, his name was Latrell, Rode in with a song that made Clint’s member swell. Ke yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, You can pay me on Tuesday for a blowjob today.

For the Gay Caballero ol’ Clint was no match, They found him sucked dry in a tumbleweed patch. Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, Well the Gay Caballero won’t get paid Tuesday.

The moral is clear if you’re looking for it, A blowjob on credit is worthless as shit. Key yai yai yippie yai yai, key yai yai yippie ay, That’s Clint meets the Gay Caballero, Ole!