Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(reportedly written by White House HHH)

Falling fairies from the sky, I broke a nail, Oh I could cry. Don’t you like how my tush sways? We are the fags of the Queen Berets.

Bill Clinton’s words upon my ears, “You gays have rights, be proud my dears.” I once was scared, now I’m okay, Cause I’m a fag in the Queen Berets.

Put silver ear clips on my nuts, I love pain, now spank my butt. The way you walk is awfully cute, I sure would like to pack your chute!

This Army stuff is really slick, Free meals and clothes and lots of dicks. When I retire, I still get paid, We thank you, Bill, from the Queen Berets.