Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Mommy’s Dear Ass, jHavelina HHH

Why do hashers suddenly appear, Every time BEER is NEAR? Just like me, they long to be, Close to Brew,Ahhhhh Ahhhh Ahh, Close to Brew, Ahhhhh Ahhhh Ahh, Down Down Down! ALTERNATE VERSES: Why does cactus stick out from their asses Every time through shiggy a hound passes? Just like me, they long to be Close to Brew Why does the pack cry out ON-ON Every time trail is nearly done? Just like me, they long to be Close to Brew Why are hares always filled with fright Every time hounds are in sight? Just like me, they long to be Close to Brew Why are hounds filled with such delight Every time the hares are in sight? Just like me, they long to be Close to Brew Why do virgins always play so dumb Every time someone makes them cum? Just like me, they long to be Close to Brew