Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4, modified by Flying Booger

CHORUS: Colostomy’s best, boys, Colostomy’s best - SHIT IN A BAGGIE! Colostomy’s best, boys, Colostomy’s best.

Rub some shit on your clit, girls, Rub some shit on your clit - COLOSTOMY! Rub some shit on your clit, girls, Rub some shit on your clit, ‘cause …

OTHER VERSES: Take a dump in a bag, guys Shit through a slit in your side, Clyde The Hershey highway is my way, boys Stick your tool in her stool, boys Get down in her brown, guys Whack off in her sack, Jack Fart through a cut in your gut, boys Make doo-doo without a loo, Stu