COW KICKED NELLY
Tune: Turkey in the Straw
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Variation contributed by Thurston Bowel the Turd, Silicone Valley HHH
CHORUS: Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly last night (three times) But the farmer says she’ll be all right.
LEADER: Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.
(repeat chorus)
LEADER: Third verse, same as the first …(and so on through ten verses, each louder and worse than the one before, or until stoned by the pack)
Variation:
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn.And the doctor said it wouldn’t do her any harm.Second verse, same as the first. Just a little bit louder and a little bit worse.