Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Cunt, the magic pussy lived to be free And cocklicked in the shiggy mist in a land called Fuck-Me Little Robby Rubber, he loved that rascal Cunt And he brought her ropes and real hot wax and other kinky stuff

CHORUS: O Cunt, the magic pussy lived by the sea And cocklicked in the shiggy mist in a land called Fuck-Me Cunt, the magic pussy lived by the sea And cocklicked in the shiggy mist in a land called Fuck-Me

Oh and together they would do it on a boat with billowed sail And Cunt she kept a lookout perched on Robby’s giant tail Noble hares and harriettes would bow whene’er they came Pirate ships would lower their pants when Cunt called out their name

A pussy lasts forever but not so little boys Kinky things and gold cock rings make way for other joys One grey night it happened, Robby rubber came no more And Cunt that mighty pussy, she ceased her fearless roar

Robby’s cock was bent in sorrow, pre-cum fell like rain Cunt no longer went to play along the cherry lane Without her life-long friend Cunt could not be brave So Cunt that mighty pussy gladly slipped it in her cave

Oh, Cunt the magic pussy LIVES by the sea (present tense!) And cocklicks in the shiggy mist in a land called Fuck-Me Oh, Cunt the magic pussy LIVES by the sea And cocklicks in the shiggy mist in a land called Fuck-Me