Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Bollox, Phuket H3 Note: Song is about the 14th Texas Interhash (1997)

Chorus: Deep in the Heart of Texas That’s where the Houston Hash went Deep in the Heart of Texas Got Wet, got Pissed, fell Asleep in a Tent Deep in the Heart of Texas

The Houston pack went to InterHash The rain came Down almost washed us Back Friday night was a sea of Mud But the Smell was Farts from Boys in the Tub Saturday came with Coffee and Sun Last nights Beers gave us all the Runs Jessica Rabbit wouldn’t Show her Tits But Pinball was first to Hang out her Bits The Run was Shit we got Wet to the Bone Then the Cops told us all to Fuck off Home Mighty Mouse swam for an Hour and a Half At least Hooter/Drummer Bill finally got a Bath The Nightime Run was in the Nude Slum Bag was a girl but now she’s a Dude She is Mr. InterHash for all to See Does she now Stand up to take a Pee? Sunday morning with Hangover Rife Everybody woke up with Someone elses Wife In the Afternoon we were Thrilled to Bits We finally saw Full Service’s Tits Those Colonials are all so Fuckin’ Queer Pipes says he’s not from a Hash ‘round Here Bollox spent his time with Pants firmly ON Almost Useless except he sang a Song Twister is a Game played in the Nude Bodies covered in Cream looked like Food Showtime was Better than our Boy George It wasn’t the Sun made his Dick Sore