Lyrics

Oh, I got an Aunty Sissy, And she’s only got one titty, But it’s very long and pointed, And the nipple’s double-jointed.

CHORUS: Did you ever see, Did you ever see, Did you ever see, Such a funny thing before?

I’ve got a Cousin Daniel, And he’s got a Cocker Spaniel, If you tickle him in the middle, He’ll raise his leg and piddle.

Oh, I’ve got Cousin Rupert, He plays outside half for Newport, They think so much about him, That they always play without him.

Oh, I’ve got a Cousin Anna, And she’s got a grand piana, And she’ll ‘ammer, ‘ammer, ‘ammer, Till the neighbors say “God damn ‘er.”

Oh, I’ve got a Brother Mike, Who rides a motor bike, He can get from here to Gower, In a quarter of an hour.