Lyrics

Composed by Splat, East Bay HHH

O how I love Anthrax,O how I love Anthrax,O how I love Anthrax,You used it to lay trail!

O how I love Herpes … You gave the Herp to me!

O how I love the Clap …At least I did get laid!

O how I love the Lyme …At least I did get sucked!

O how I love Rabies …That dog was sure surprised!

O how I love Jaundice …My liver’s not dead yet!

O how I love DTs …It’s time to drink some more!

O how I love buckshot …That farmer sure hates me!

O how I love PO …It spreads from hand to dick!

O how I love blueballs …She said, “Let’s just be friends!”

O how I love backaches …He said, “I’m just too drunk!”

I how I love the AIDS …I got it from your wife!

O how I love Tourette’s …Fuck shit piss cock ass!

O how I love the ‘Rhoids …Better them than you!

O how I love the SARS …(cough twice and collapse.)