DO YE KEN JOHN PEEL?
Tune: Do Ye Ken John Peel
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Llewtrah
Do you ken John Peel, with his cock of steel, And his balls of brass, and his corrugated arse? Do you ken John Peel, with his cock of steel? And it’s rusty as hell in the morning.
Do ye ken John Peel, yes I know the bugger well, With a head on his hammer like the Inchcape bell. Nine inches on the slack, twelve inches on the swell, As he revels in the joys of copulation.
Do ye ken John Peel with his cock in a sling, And his two brass balls going ting-a-ling-a-ling? He’s lying in the grass with a carrot up his arse, And he won’t take it out till the morning.
Variation:
Do ye ken John Peel, with his prick of steel, And his balls of brass, and his celluloid arsehole? Do ye ken John Peel, with his prick of steel? And it all comes out in the morning.