Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot? Can you tie ‘em in a bow?

Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder,
Like a European soldier? Can you do the double shuffle, When your balls hang low?

CHORUS: Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can. If you can’t find a woman, find a clean old man. If you’re ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter. Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

OTHER VERSES (same as original verse, except you replace the * lines with the following): Do they make a lusty clamor, when you hit ‘em with a hammer?

Can you bounce ‘em off the wall, like an Indian rubber ball?

Do they make a hollow sound, when you drag ‘em on the ground?

Do you feel a mellow tingle, when you hit ‘em with a shingle?

Do they squeal like dogs, When you tromp ‘em with your clogs?

Do they have a salty taste, When you wrap ‘em round your waist?

Do they chime like a gong, when you pull upon your dong?