Lyrics

(sing basic verse, substituting two lines marked with * for each new verse, as for Do Your Balls Hang Low, above)

Does your bum hang low, Can you swing it to and fro, Can you tie it in a knot, Can you tie it in a bow?

Is it big and pink and round,
Does it sag right to the ground? Can you do the double shuffle When your bum hangs low?

Does it dangle, does it droop, And obstruct you when you poop?

Does your droopy, draggy arse, Plough deep furrows in the grass?

Does your bum reach to your feet, Can you use it for a seat?

Do you carry round your tail-end, On a barrow, cart, or trailer?

Does your bottom flop and sag, Like an overstuffed bean-bag?

Is it pendulous and pink, Does your bottom always stink?