Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy

Chorus: Don’t cry lady. I’ll buy your goddam violets, Dont’ cry lady. Your pencils too. Don’t cry lady. Take off those colored glasses Hello mother, I knew it was you.

Hooray, hooray, my father’s gonna get shot. Hooray, hooray, that dirty drunken sot. For he was very mean to me when I was just a tot, Hooray, they’re gonna shoot my father, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my uncle’s gonna get hung. Hooray, hooray, that dirty drunken bum. For he was very mean to me when I was very young, Hooray, they’re gonna hang my uncle, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my brother’s gonna get hurt. Hooray, hooray, that dirty sex pervert. For he was very mean to me when I was just a squirt, Hooray, they’re gonna hurt my brother, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my cousin’s gonna get destroyed. Hooray, hooray, that no good anthropoid. For he would always try me on the things he’d read in Freud, Hooray, they’re gonna wreck my cousin, so (chorus)