DRUNKEN HASHER

Tune: Drunken Sailor

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

by Hazukashii, Yongsan HHH

What shall we do with the drunken hasher, What shall we do with the drunken hasher, What shall we do with the drunken hasher, After all the down-downs?

CHORUS: There he goes again - pukin’ in the bushes, There he goes again - pukin’ in the bushes, There he goes again - pukin’ in the bushes, After all the down-downs.

Take away his whistle and send him on a BT, He’ll take a wizz behind the old oak tree, Then he’ll blow his nose on his old shirty, After all the down-downs.

Then we’ll shave his ass with a rusty razor, Shave his crotch with a new-fangled laser, Zap him in the ass with a copper’s tazer, After all the down-downs.

Shove a bag of flour up his asshole, Soak it up with beer and add a piece of coal, Then stand back boys he’s gonna blow, After all the down-downs.

Put him in the back of the old hash wagon, Drag him by a rope from the old hash wagon, Kick him in the ass behind the old hash wagon, After all the down-downs.

Send him home with the old hashit, He won’t know - how he got it, ‘next weeks hash and throw a fit, After all the down-downs.

That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher, That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher, That’s what we’ll do with the drunken hasher, After all the down-downs.

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