DUCK DITTY
Tune: ???
Down-Down Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Beerhead, Kobe HHH, Japan
A man’s best friend is his duck, A duck’s got plenty of pluck, And when you’re down on your luck, They’re always good for a meal.
… it works well if you can persuade some idiot to quack once or twice at the end of each line.