DUI
Tune: Jingle Bells
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: FUCH3
Lyrics
Suckin’ down a beer, Feelin’ pretty loose, Just killed off a fifth, We’re running out of booze. I got Grandma’s keys, Let’s go for a ride, What fun it is to get so stinkin’ drunk that you can’t drive!
Oh! DUI, DUI! Life is just a game. Oh what fun it is to drive in someone else’s lane. Oh! DUI, DUI! Throw up on the dash. We’d go to the liquor store but we ain’t got no cash!