EDDIE THE HORNY REINDEER

Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Tree Humper

Eddie the horny reindeer Used to love the reindeer snatch. You would always find him looking Searchin’ every bush and thatch.

All of the other reindeer Used to love to get a lay. But Eddie the horny reindeer Had to have it every day.

Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, Sorry Ed to be so blunt But if you don’t eat pussy, you’ll get no cunt.

Now all the reindeer love him And you’ll hear them shout with glee. Eddie the horny reindeer Won’t you please go down on me?

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