ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN
Tune: Same
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
What do you do, If you want to do a poo? In an English Country Garden.
Pull down your pants, And suffocate the ants. In an English Country Garden.
Then get some grass, And wipe it up your ass. In an English Country Garden.
Then get a leaf, And wipe your underneath. In an English Country Garden.
Then get a spade, And bury what you made. In an English Country Garden.
That’s what you do, If you want to do a poo, In an English Country Garden.