Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearin’ a frown, And the gravy train has left you behind, And when you’re all out of hope, Down at the end of your rope, And nobody’s there to throw you a line.

If you ever get so low, That you don’t know which way to go, Come on and take a walk in my shoes, Never worry ‘bout a thing, Got the world on a string, ‘Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis, And my troubles start a-meltin’ away, I take a look at my enormous penis, And my happy times are comin’ to stay,

I gotta sing and I dance, When I glance in my pants, And I’m feelin’ like a sunshiny day, I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis, And a-everything is goin’ my way

(happy whistle interlude)

I take a look at my enormous penis, And my troubles start a-meltin’ away, I take a look at my enormous penis, And my happy times are comin’ to stay,

Yeah I got great big amounts, In the place where it counts, And I’m feelin’ like a sunshiny day, I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis, And a-everything is goin’ my way, (My trouser monster) And a-everything is goin’ my way, (My meat is murder) And a-everything is goin’ my way, (Size doesn’t matter) Everything is goin’ my waaaaaaay, Yum.