Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

With apologies to Stephen Sondheim & Leonard Bernstein By Flying Booger

Note: song requires two lead singers plus a chorus of hashers

ANNOYING SEPPO HASHER (ASH): United States-O, you lovely nation Nation of excellent hashing Always the shiggy growing Always the finest beer flowing

SNOTTY EURO-HASHER (SEH): United States-O, you ugly nation Nation of violent gunplay Always the Hash List abusing Always the fighting and flaming And the buttchugs flowing And nasty names giving And the cheap beer swilling I like the hashing in Europe Open your gob and chew that in!

HASH CHORUS (sans ASH): I’d rather hash in the UK Elizabeth Queen in the UK Hashing is fab in the UK Cracking good hash in the UK!

ASH: I like the city of New York SEH: As for yourself, you can get fucked ASH: Hundreds of hashers, and all rude SEH: You Yanks can all go & get screwed!

HASH CHORUS (sans ASH): Citroen car drive in la belle France Piss in the street in la belle France Cinema Jerry Lewis in la France Tres bien hashing in la France!

ASH: I’ll drink a Shiner in Austin SEH: You will puke up what you drink in ASH: I’ll buy the circle a cold case SEH: After they taste, how you show face?

HASH CHORUS (sans ASH): Gastarbeiter goes to old Deutschland Gastarbeiter Raus! in old Deutschland Not many hashes in Deutschland More bier fuer die hashers in Deutschland!

ASH: I’ll bring your hash shit to Philly SEH: I hope it falls off, your willy ASH: I’ll give the virgin a hash name SEH: American hash names are so lame!

HASH CHORUS (sans ASH): I like to hash in Italia Bombardier loos in Italia Trails through the ruins in Italia Beer okay, more so than America

ASH: I will subscribe to the Euro-List SEH: Up your bum you can put Euro-fist ASH: Virus alerts will I e-mail you SEH: Bloody Yank, cram it up your flue!