Lyrics

By Great Salt Lick, Long Beach HHH

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to Why don’t you do a Founder’s Blitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

Dressed up like a twenty dollar hasher Trying hard to be a trashy flasher Fashion Smasher

If you’d like to see some humongous tits Why don’t you go where AREOLA sitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

Drinking at the Long Beach Airport Prop Room With the likes of HASH BUM, RAT’S ASS and BROOM Fruit of the Loom

If you’d like to see how AT&T keeps a man Why don’t yo feel how hard she hitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

Hash Balls handed out like penny candy QPC is feeling pretty randy (Handy dandy)

If you’d like to see how we get new boots Why don’t you see how quick DICK quitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

CRABS and PIC are mounting on the front bar One more Kodak moment has gone too far Hardee Har Har

If you’re bored and you would like to SNEEK-A-PEEK Why don’t you view our glitzy clitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

Food and drink consumed by all involved here DANCES surely did not need that last beer Human Pinball

If you’re drunk and starting to feel sick No doubt the night will be the pitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

HI SPEED’s van was full of Taco Bellers POKEY, NIPPLE, SALT and all the fellers Steller yellers

If you go and eat all that crap you’ll find Your toilet full of wicked shitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

Party all night long in Room 446 ‘twas the home of EZ, SADDLE, and 3DICKS Hell of a mix

If you go to that room you will witness Drunks with no beer to drink throwing fitz Puttin’ on the Ritz

One more year going down in a blaze of glory SMACK may just appear on that show “Maury” Gory story

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to Why don’t you do a Founder’s Blitz Puttin’ on the Ritz Puttin’ on the Ritz Puttin’ on the Ritz