Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Meat Gazer, jHavelina HHH

I have good jewels, that are on me, Between my legs I’m needing more room. They’re beginning to swell to my knee, I wear boxers from Fruit of the Loom. ‘Cause I’m Free! Free Balling! ‘Cause I’m Free! Free Balling!

I run every day with no jock strap, I have to wear at least some shoes. I don’t know why I listen to crap, From urologists who just look for ooze. ‘Cause I’m Free! Free Balling! ‘Cause I’m Free! Free Balling!

I’ve had my day they’re still survivin’, Thru vasectomy and maybe reverse. They please me when they’re revivin’, But I’m taken better care of my purse! ‘Cause I’m no longer Free! Free Balling! No more Free! Free Balling! I’m now Free! Free Wrapping. I foresee! Forestalling!