FUCKIN' HELL SHE'S UGLY
Tune: All I Want is a Room Somewhere
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4
All I want is a whore somewhere, Great big labia, no pubic hair, Open mouth with no teeth there, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
Great big tits that hang so slack, One is yellow and the other black, Oh boy, have you seen her crack? Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She’s got stretch marks on her guts, Just like all the other sluts, An abortion mark that opens and shuts, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
Took her home to meet me mum, Dad saw her and nearly cum, “Son,” he said, “have you seen her bum?” Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She’s hunch backed with a broken nose, Got one club foot with an ingrown toe, Her menstrual flow comes out of her nose, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She’s got acne you wouldn’t believe, Broken teeth and breath like cheese, Her pubic hair is alive with fleas, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She wears a wig ‘cause she’s got no hair, The shit do cling to her underwear, I should know ‘cause I’ve been there, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She buys her clothes in Pasar Baru, To keep them on she uses glue, When I take her out my mates all spew, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
Her wooden leg is far too short, Her one glass eye’s got a list to port, I’ve shagged her mum, she’s such a sport, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
I met her when she was thrity-five, I looked into those criss-crossed eyes, It was hard to tell if she was dead or alive, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She said, “Grab me by my private parts,” As I did she blew out a fart, Followed with a grunt from within her cunt, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
She said, “Grab me again while the feelin’ lasts, Then you can poke me up the ass.” I said, “No, I think I’ll pass.” Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.
Now she’s dead and there ain’t no more, I fucked to death that rotten whore, My balls are red and my dick’s so sore, Oh fuckin’ hell, she’s ugerly, ugerly.