Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With its Y-chromosome changed to an X And when it is grown Then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex.

CHORUS: Clone, clone of my own With your Y-chromosome changed to an X And when I’m alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone Is my sorrowful moan, A clone that is wholly my own. And if she’s an X Of the feminine sex Oh, what fun we will have when we’re prone.

My heart’s not of stone As I’ve frequently shown When alone with my own little X And after we’ve dined I’m sure we will find Better incest than Oedipus Rex.

Why should such sex vex Or disturb or perplex Or induce a disparaging tone. After all, don’t you see Since we’re both of us me When we’re having sex, I’m alone.

And after I’m done She’ll still have her fun For I’ll clone myself ere I die. And this time without fail, They’ll be both of them male, And they’ll each ravish her by and by.