Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I like my gin - it helps me get in, But give me that good old vino. I like my vino, It gives me a stand supremo.

CHORUS: Aye, yi-yi-yi, Si, si, senora, My seester Belinda she pissed out the winder, And filled my brand new sombrero.

I like my Shiner - nothing could be finer, But give me my …

OTHER VERSES: I like my brandy - it makes me feel randy I like my Anker - it helps me wank-a I like my stout - it helps me get out I like my martini - it’s good for the weenie I like my rum - it helps me come I like my coke-a - it helps me poke-a I like my beer - it helps gonorrhea I like my wine - it stiffens the vine I like my port - it helps me disport I like my claret - it stiffens the carrot I like my liquor - it makes me come quicker I like my schnapps - it helps cure the clap I like my Foster - it helps me accost her I like my Sam Adams - it gives me orgasms I don’t like my Schlitz - it gives me the shits I don’t like my Bud - it softens the pud I don’t like my Zima - it gives me eczema I don’t like my Coors - it tastes like old sewers I like my cider - it helps me fit inside her I like my lager - it helps me feel larger I like my whisky - it makes me feel frisky I don’t like light beer - it makes me queer I like my champers - it helps fill my pampers I like my Jack Daniels - it helps me fuck spaniels I like my Mateus - it makes women loose