Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Beer, beer, beer, beer Beer, beer, beer, beer Drunk last night, Drunk the night before, Gonna get drunk tonight, Like I’ve never been drunk before, Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be, Cause we’re all part of the Hash House family.

Oh the Hash Family Is the best family To ever Come over From Old Germany. There’s the High Hash Drunks There’s the Low Hash Drunks There’s the Asian Drunks And the other damn drunks.

CHORUS: Singing glorius, Victorious! Hey!!! One keg of beer for the four of us. Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us, Cause one of us could drink it all alone Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House Harriers!

(sung to “If You Wanna go to Heaven Clap Your Hands”) There are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay), There are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay), ‘Cause they’re all a bunch of queers Who get drunk on half a beer There are no serious Hashers by the Bay!

There are no serious Hashers in L. A., There are no serious Hashers in L. A., Because the smog blocks out the sun And they don’t know how to run There are no serious Hashers in L. A.!

There are no serious Hashers in New York, There are no serious Hashers in New York, ‘Cause they talk like Donald Duck And they don’t know how to fuck There are no serious Hashers in New York!

There are no serious Hashers in F. L. A., There are no serious Hashers in F. L. A., Because they all wear string bikinis And the guys have little wienies There are no serious Hashers in F. L. A.!

Oh there are no female Hashers in the Rockies, Oh there are no female Hashers in the Rockies, Cause when they’re running through the trees Their tits are at their knees Oh there are no Female hashers in the Rockies!

There are no serious Hashers in the Navy, There are no serious Hashers in the Navy, Because they’re all on little boats Making love to sheep and goats There are no serious Hashers in the Navy!

Oh there are no honest Hashers in D. C., Oh there are no honest Hashers in D. C., Cause they’re taking all our money While they’re fucking our sweet honies Oh there are no honest Hashers in D. C.!

There are no serious Hashers in K. Y., There are no serious Hashers in K. Y., ‘Cause they’re all a bunch of hicks Who are playing with their pricks There are no serious Hashers in K. Y.!

There are no serious Hashers in Calgary, There are no serious Hashers in Calgary, ‘Cause they’ll wade through waist deep snow Just to give a cow a blow There are no serious Hashers in Calgary!

There are no serious Hashers from the South, There are no serious Hashers from the South, With their necks of crimson red And their cousins they will wed It’s a sure sign that they are all inbred!

There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee, There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee, ‘Cause the men all ride on Hogs And the women howl like dogs There are no serious Hashers in Milwaukee!