Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Butt Darts

If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d hashed for all my life, And I had to start again with just one run and a new life, I’d thank my lucky stars to be hashing here today, ‘Cause the hash still stands for freedom, so let’s just masturbate!

CHORUS: And I’m proud to be a Hasher, Where each hash I pay a fee, And I won’t forget when you all lied, to give that Hashit to me, And I’ll gladly stand up, nude with you, every hashing day, ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt, I love this hash, God bless the EPH.

From the hills of Malaysia, to the mountains we can see, Across the Rio Grand River, they have bestiality, The Harlot goes down on all of us, and we don’t have to pay, Well, there’s pride in every El Paso Hasher, and it’s time to hash today!