HANKY PANKY
Tune: Hokey Pokey
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
You give the right eye wink You give the left eye wink You give the “come here” wink And he buys us both a drink
CHORUS: You do the hanky panky Get his trousers down That’s what it’s all about
You do the top lip lick You do the bottom lip lick You give a little giggle ‘Cause he thinks you’ll lick his prick
You put your right tit out You put your left tit out Nipples getting harder So you shake them all about
You put your right cheek out You put your left cheek out You give a little wobble Watch his eyes pop out
You put your right leg out You put your left leg out Spread them at the knees So he can see what it’s about
You put the right hip out You put the left hip out Grab him by the ballocks And you squeeze until he spouts
You put your pelvis in You put your pelvis out Go a little faster And you grind it all about
You give the right ear groan You give the left ear groan Grind a little faster ‘Cause he’s going to drop his load
You give a right cheek kiss You give a left cheek kiss Hate to be a liar But you tell him it was bliss
We’ve done the hanky panky Got his trousers down So fuck off!