Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Soft Taco, Montgomery HHH

Oh Mister Hasher, lay us a trail, But make it easy cause we run like a snail, We’d really like to catch you, So Mr. Hasher lay us a trail.

Oh Mr. Hasher don’t fuck it up, Cause if you do we’re gonna catch up, We’d really like to catch you, So Mr. Hasher lay us a trail.

Oh Mr. Hasher show us your ass, All covered in pimples, ready to smash, We’d really like to catch you, So Mr. Hasher lay us, please, please lay us, please, please lay us … a trail.

HARE TOAST By Guamarhea Balls, Corpus Christi Bay Area Larrikins HHH

Here’s to the Hounds with their ten-minute clock, Here’s to the Hasher with the twelve-inch cock. Here’s to the Hash House with honor and grace, Here’s to the Harriette with her puss on my face. Here’s to the Trail as shitty as can be, Here’s to the Hares whose asses you’ll see!