HARRIETTE TAUNT
Tune: I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Sniff This, Tornado Alley HHH
Oh they wish they were a hasher with a wiener, That is what they’d truly like to be. For if they were a hasher with a wiener, They wouldn’t have to stop and squat to pee.
HASH BENEDICTION By P’Tooey, Calgary HHH
Gispert guide us on this hash, As along the trail we dash, Guide our feet on ice and snow, As to the drink stop we will go, Let the moon so brightly shine, Leading us to beer so fine.