Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Original by H. Arlen & E. T. Harburg, obscene variation by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

Harriette, oh Harriette, Say have you met Harriette, Harriette the tattooed hasher. She has eyes that harriers adore so, And a torso even more so.

Harriette, oh Harriette, That sexy little vignette, Harriette the erotic queen of tattoo. On one tit is a mural of Adam’s first screw, Beside it a drawing of Eve’s blow-job too. And right above is her price list in blue, You can get your rocks off with Harriette.

Titty bum, titty bum, titty bum, titty bum

She can give you a view of sex in tattoos, If you step up and tell her what. For only a buck you can see doggies fuck, Or sixty-nine different kinds of twat.

Titty bum, titty bum, titty bum, titty bum

Harriette, oh Harriette, Harriette, the tattooed hasher, When her muscles start aflexin,’ All the tattoos get an erection.

Harriette, oh Harriette, Harriette the harlot we love, She once swept our GM clear off his feet, The design on her behind made his heart skip a beat, And now a tiny bastard sucks at her teat, For he went and fucked our Harriette.