HARRIETTES, THEY PLAY ONE
Tune: This Old Man
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Harriettes, they play one, All they want to do is cum,
CHORUS: With a knick knack, slap her ass, poke her with my bone, This drunk hare will stumble home.
Harriettes, they play two, We just want to speckle you,
Harriettes, they play three, Won’t you swallow my cum for me,
Harriettes, they play four, We like to see you on all fours,
Harriettes, they play five, If you don’t swallow you’ll get hives,
Harriettes, they play six, We just want to slap you with our dicks,
Harriettes, they play seven, But they all just wish it was eleven,
Harriettes, they play eight, We all know you masturbate,
Harriettes, they play nine, All they do is whinge and whine,
Harriettes, they play ten, We’re not boys, we’re harrier men,
Harriettes, they play eleven, But all they can handle is only seven.